Virtual Church

Let’s face it folks: Almost the entirety of my ministry is online.
I’m not going to pretend I’m running an online church. It’s just not the same. But, for those of you who need some kind of clergy contact with no strings attached, I’m here for you. I am no brand of Christian you’ll recognize, so I don’t care what sectarian label you associate with. I don’t care if you aren’t Christian; you can be any religion you like if you tolerate what I write here. You don’t need any religion at all. But the moment you need to talk to someone as if to a clergyman, you got it.
In case you are wondering, I am officially ordained and registered in the state where I live. If you can get me to the physical location, I can do your wedding and funerals. And if you just have to do a private confession of something, it’s only as secure as the means you use, but I can at least pretend I can hold it in confidence. I haven’t been pressed to divulge anything yet, but you never know what various governments might decide about such things from one day to the next. Still, I take it seriously.
I don’t pass the plate, don’t seek donations for some tax-free corporation, etc. There are no funny uniforms and you can don’t need to watch your language.
There you go folks; I am your virtual local circuit riding clergyman.